fantastic santa
when a hoseband dresses up as santaclaus and his wife as mrs. claus, then the children dress up as elfs. the hoseband sets his beard on fire and the elfs try to jack off so it stops, while mrs. claus gives them a rim job.
bob- “wanna join my fantastic santa tonight?”
marc- “ohh yea!”
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