Fantasy Pirate Hooker
a s-xy s-ssy woman a man wishes he could have but will never get her. if you are the lucky one to grab her heart she will fulfill your every fantasy. on her terms. she is not to be confused with s-x pirate hooker. fantasy’s of all kind are included here.
fantasy pirate hooker loves to not only look good but plays with the big boys. anything you can do, she can do better! her sweet mothering nature is apparent but not to fool you from her s-xy seductiveness!
fantasy pirate hooker- part of the elite pirate hooker nation! est. 2010
fantasy pirate hooker is a lady in the street but a freak in the bed!
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