Fantom of the Opera
fantom of the opera is a very powerful drink made from a combination of 40% mellow yellow, 10% orange fanta, and 50% 100 proof vodka. however more vodka can be added depending on how much of a real man you are.
tool: “did you just put orange fanta in your king size cup of mellow yellow??”
real man: “yeah dip sh-t. i’m gonna see the fantom of the opera tonight!”
tool: “you’re so cool. can i blow you?”
real man: “you’re a f-g, why do i hang out with you? go drink some black gold you h-m-.
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