Fap and flap
to jerk off on someone then leave.
my gf fell asleep early so i had to give her a fap and flap before her parents came home.
to jerk off somewhere and leave right after
my girlfriend fell asleep so i had to do a fap and flap before her parents came home.
in between the strip club and the bar i had to stop home for a fap and flap.
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