Fap block


stopping a person from masturbating, when they either want to or were in the middle of the act, by simply being present. similar to a c-ck block.
guy 1: “dude i caught my brother with his pants down looking at his desktop… it was weird”
guy 2: “aww man, not cool, you totally fap blocked him.”

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