fap cr-p and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. masturbation, defecation and siesta. it should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. it is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
student 1: mate cl-ss sucks today, i don’t know how much longer i can endure it.
student 2: yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that fcn.
student 1: yeah a fap cr-p and nap will definitely perk me up.
both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of cl-ss for the semester.
- girls are cute
it means girls are hot dammm those girls are cute
always has bugs flying out of his ear. that guy just pulled a jayclark.
- where the h*ll am i
you’re on the urban dictionary, you f-cking idiot. but you already knew that. you only wanted to see if some sarcastic -sshole made this page. never ask “where the h-ll am i” again!
- heartbreaker 2016
average player of the year, breaks hearts more than stoners break bongs. liam bordeleau would be heartbreaker 2016
the irrational fear of public restrooms mccroryphobia prevents them from using the restrooms in target.