fap crap and nap



fap cr*p and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. masturbation, defecation and siesta. it should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. it is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
student 1: mate cl*ss sucks today, i don’t know how much longer i can endure it.
student 2: yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that fcn.
student 1: yeah a fap cr*p and nap will definitely perk me up.

both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of cl*ss for the semester.

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