fap cr*p and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. masturbation, defecation and siesta. it should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. it is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
student 1: mate cl*ss sucks today, i don’t know how much longer i can endure it.
student 2: yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that fcn.
student 1: yeah a fap cr*p and nap will definitely perk me up.
both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of cl*ss for the semester.
- girls are cute
it means girls are hot dammm those girls are cute
always has bugs flying out of his ear. that guy just pulled a jayclark.
- where the h*ll am i
you’re on the urban dictionary, you f*cking idiot. but you already knew that. you only wanted to see if some sarcastic *sshole made this page. never ask “where the h*ll am i” again!
- heartbreaker 2016
average player of the year, breaks hearts more than stoners break bongs. liam bordeleau would be heartbreaker 2016