Fap Dragon
a way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don’t know. it is considered more polite.
customer: so, how’s the fap dragon?
store manager: yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
customer: sh-t yeah! you’re a real fap master!
the term used to describe a certain l-stful advance mostly affiliated with a certain bronze gnome whom has a tendency to derive s-xual l-st towards the draconic races. male or female.
k-dawg: hey, did you hear about falcone last night?
v-dawg: no, what did he do now?
m-dawg: no doubt let the fap dragoninto his mind as usual.
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