fap it out
to m-st-rb-t- when a man gets a b-n-r, but he wasn’t particularaly looking to get a b-n-r. so, he must m-st-rb-t-, or fap, in order to avoid the dreaded blue b-lls.
i was just watching tv, minding my own business, when i stumbled across a movie set on a beach with a gorgeous blonde, 36-24-36, jogging around in a too-small bikini with her nipples poking out, t-ts shaking like water balloons. naturally, i popped a b-n-r. but, since i’m single, there was no one home to satisfy me. angrily, i said to myself, “i guess i’ll have to fap it out. i’m really not in the mood for blue b-lls tonight.”
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