Fap Patrol
a person (or persons) who bursts in un-annouced, especially with the intent of catching you while you’re masturbating (fapping). sometimes accompanying the surprise entry with a loud shout of “fap patrol!!”
can also refer to a pet who approaches you while masturbating and tries to lick or touch your genitals.
bonus points if the victim is interupted while ejaculating.
(joe is on his bed fapping to a p-rno mag)
(bob bursts into the room)
bob: “fap patrol!!!”
joe: “wtf you gaywad!!”
(n) to burst in to anothers room, unannounced, and yell outloud such lines as “fap patrol”, or “put yo’ d-ck away”. when successful, and awkward situation occurs.
my buddy busted into my room and fap patrol’d me successfully, we did not talk for an hour.
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