fapfaphobia
noun: the fear of masturbation, or the sound of it.
-fap fap fap fap-
person a: aaaaargh!! stop it!
person b: what?
person a: that sound! stop fapping! it’s killing me! if i die from this i will haunt youuuuu
person b: …yeah, dying from me masturbating. pfft. -fap fap fap- you have fapfaphobia.
person a: arghhhh! stop it!
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