Faphammer
fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your n-ts-ck. may result in bruising and/or infertility.
girl 1 “what are you doing tonight?”
girl 2 “i dunno. my bf p-ssed me off so i might go home and faphammer him…”
“i faphammered myself so hard last night, i think i ruptured a testy.”
girl “i hear you like it rough”
boy ” yeah, faphammer me.”
“i would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction.”
“faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection.”
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