faphat


someone who faps excessively or is easily arroused
jason: “did you know that chocolate makes girls more easily aroused?”
me: omfg a faphat si yuo!
noun. the object of being a faphat. one must indeed be able a) to fap (see related definitions) and must b) possess a hat. setting those conditions allows the usage of this often negatively–ssociated word.
ben affleck may indeed pwn me, but he is still a faphat.

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