Fapier mache
small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one’s johnson after -j-c-l-t-ng into a bit of bog roll.
“i’m just going to clean last week’s fapier mache off the old beef bazooka….-grabs acetone and ice pick-….and may be gone some time”.
– captain lawrence edward grace (“t-tus”) oates (17 march 1880 – 16 march 1912).
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