Fapkin
the tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big f.
when used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quant-ty of the kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different fapkins to serve the same function.
a wise fapper indeed.
ron ran out of kleenex so he used his little sister’s barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy sp-nk.
a napkin, tissue or any type of soft paper used to -j-c-l-t- in
“man i got fapkins all over my floor, cause i havent had s-x all week”
the napkins you get with a bag of fast food. it’s wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.
i got some taco bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. i only used one, so i thought “hey, i can use these other 9 to clean up j-zz!” the fapkins proved useful, as i ran out of kleenex.
a tissue/napkin that you c-m in. usually left laying on the floor of your bomb devastated room.
adam: -blows nose with tissue he finds on the desk- god d-mn mal! was this a fapkin!?
mal: heh..
napkins you fap with.
yo get me some fapkins. i’m about to watch some hentai.
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