fapman
a fapman is a guy who vigorously, and frequently faps. their d-ck is usually sore from excessive fapping and as a result their d-ck doesn’t fit well with ladies. a fapman will also enjoy b–st–lity with p-ssing livestock, such as pigs, if he sees one while driving when they become tired of fapping
“that guy is such a fapman”
“yeah you see that dead pig, bet you he raped it”
“yeah bet you he killed it because he didn’t want it to squeal”
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