fappable
something that is s-xually desirable, or deemed high enough quality that it can be used for masturbation purposes.
man, that picture is really fappable.
something that one is able to m-st-rb-t- to.
aubrey is totes fappable.
of sufficient quality to m-st-rb-t- too
person 1 : hey dood did you just see that chick walking down the street?
person 2: yeah i didn’t really like her face but that sh-t is totally fappable
something that you can fap to, fapping being the art of masturbation
that picture is totally fappable! yeah, that’s worth a fap!
(adjective)something or someone that has the ability to turn someone on to the point of masturbation or to give the person the idea of masturbation.
“dude…that chicks t-ts were so fappable.
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