fappachino
when you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be const-tuted to cover a popular starbucks coffee.
“yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets.”
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. this cannot be preceded with any form of s-xual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of “fap”.
i gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!
an early morning, wake-up w-nk.
my morning wood was rampant so i had to have a fappachino or i’d never have even gotten outta bed.
cl-ssic joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!
a s-xual act in which a hand job is performed on or by a person of chinese descent.
i got a fappachino from ming lee down at the m-ssage parlor.
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