Fappathy


to suffer from fappathy is to have such a low libido that not even masturbation seems appealing. it’s an amalgamation of the word fapp (to furiously m-st-rb-t-) and apathy (a lack of enthusiasm or concern)
watching antiques roadshow plunges me into deep state of fappathy.

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