fapped out
military slang for getting -ssigned to fleet -ssistance personnel. basically it’s when your unit is required to temporarily send x number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you’re picked to be part of the group. occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it’s something godawful and involves twentynine palms or the term “grease trap”. usually -ssigned to new arrivals as a rite of p-ssage, and to sh-tbags that aren’t wanted in their unit
“what happened to johnson? i haven’t seen him in ages.”
“he kept f-cking up so he’s been fapped out to 990 for over a year now.”
when a man has m-st-rb-t-d all day to a point where their genitals hurt and they can’t busy anymore nuts.
“i was fapped out by the time i busted my 9th nut.”
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