Fapsphemy
when you m-st-rb-t- to something you think is s-xy, but turns out to be a dud or ugly picture (say, a side-b–b).
hmm, that side-b–b looks hot. man, i feel like rubbing one out.
-photo is actually picture of a fat guy’s side-b–b.
-gasp- fapsphemy!!!
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