Faptastrophe
when one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.
so get this, i was rubbing one out last night and i ripped my foreskin. it was a total faptastrophe bro!
a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.
it was a faptastrophe man. i was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!
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