Faptuary


a location in which one may fap freely, without inhibition. in the faptuary, the senses of panic, strife, and time do not exist. only in a faptuary may one fully savor his experience, as no impeditory outside influence may enter.
guy 1: you looking forward to finals being over?

guy 2: no way, broseph, going home for the holidays sucks. i have my own little faptuary in my dorm room.

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