Far Away Syndrome (FAS)


the phenomena of believing someone is attractive from afar, only to realize that person is atrocious up close.
friend 1: dude that girl across the way is fine as h-ll. i’m going to go walk over there and spit my game.
friend 2: don’t do it dude. that girl is fugly!
friend 1: holy sh-t. she had a girlstache.
friend 2: i told you. you got that far away syndrome (fas).

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