farfing
the act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas p-ssing.
i couldn’t stop farfing at work today. it smelled terrible but at least no one heard!
farting and barfing at the same time. usually happens when drunk.
man, chris was so drunk last night. all i remember after the second bottle of jager was him farfing in the toilet!
the nasty case of the smelly, runny, sh-ts that you get after a heavy night of drinking. also known as barfing out your -ss.
i was farfing all day today and it smelled disgusting
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