Farleigh College
a college with a few smart people, and a metric ton of tards who communicate in primitive grunts.
smug smart people can’t help but laugh.
also, there are only 3 girls.
the tards will one day be fired from mcdonalds and commit suicide age 31. the smart people will be smart.
farleigh college person 1: okay, let’s go to the lesson.
josh mickleson: aaawawao!
person 2: wtf!
person 1: h-ll, he’s stupid.
person 3: hey, lets talk about interesting stuff!
person 2: yay.
tard: hsdfhig
guy: d-mn, i’m so bored. no one to do…
guy 1: don’t you mean something, not someone?
guy: no, someone.
cool guy: i don’t wanna sit in the hetero chair.
high pitched guy: i find that very ofensive.
jerk: shut up. gtfo.
smart people: bleh. at least we’ll have qualifiocations.
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