Farm Dyke


a big, butch, masculine woman that is a hick. she looks dirty and probably smells. she would remind you of a trucker. she spits, talks like a redneck, and has bad teeth, not to mention she is very ugly. she basically looks like she belongs on a farm with all the other animals.
student 1: “my teacher is such a farm dyk-. between her bad teeth and talking like a redneck, i couldn’t understand what she said.”

student 2: “yeah, she is a farm dyk-. you can tell by the way she dresses. those long flannel skirts that go down to the ground are so gay!”

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