Farmer’s Daughter
innocent looking girl, typically from midwestern america. she seems innocent enough but in reality will try to have s-x with as many people as possible. watch out her dad will have a shotgun and will try to shoot you. if he doesn’t kill you, her std’s will.
geroge: did you see jessica’s hot friend?
tim: yeah, she doesn’t look like she’ll put out though…
george: she totally does! she’s a farmer’s daughter!
tim: d-mn! you think jessica’s tapping that?
slang for a quarter of an ounce
henry today?
no, better make it a farmers daughter
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