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an all american, blue collar town that takes pride in their dalers as they continue to dominate m-ssapequa.

a great football program which spans over 50 years in its committment to excellence.
it’s young farmingdale football players that start out playing for the hawks are brought up by their hard working, blue collar parents at an early age to despise and hate their crybaby, overprivledged, sn-bbish mustang rivals. as our boys graduate to fhs, they are welcomed to the family of the great daler tradition and taught to seek out and destroy m-ssapizza. by the way, the overall record is 22-12-2, dalers up by 10. check the archives losers!!!
it’s also a town in new jersey!
farmingdale, new jersey is also better than m-ssapequa
incorporated in 1904, farmingdale is a village on the eastern border of n-ssau county (long island, new york) with a population (circa 2008) of 9,000.

stats: area code 516 (western sections) or 631 (east farmingdale), zip code 11735, 51% female, 80% white, $450,000 homes

mainly residential, with small commercial/industrial plazas interspersed, it is bordered by the bethpage parkway to the west, the bethpage state park to the north, the southern state parkway to the south, and republic airport to the east – it is divided into:

1. farmingdale proper (northern section, primarily businesses and middle-cl-ss housing).

2. south farmingdale (primarily middle-to-upper cl-ss housing, home to farmingdale public high school), bordered by motor avenue and route 109 to the north.

3. east farmingdale (primarily lower-cl-ss housing and industrial sites, home to republic airport and suny farmingdale), bordered to the west by secatogue avenue.

the local sports teams are known as the “dalers” with the village itself known as “f-dale” or “the dirty dale”, farmingdale’s most common rivals being the residents of m-ssapequa, aka “pequa”.
my son goes to suny farmingdale.

i was a daler back in high school.

did you see the pequa-fdale game?
a better town than m-ssapequa in every way.
farmingdale > m-ssapequa
farmingdale is a town on long island. it is also know as “dirty dale”, “farmingdale home of the dalers”, and “the dalers”.it destroys all teams in the athletic department, farmingdale crushes m-ssapueqa in every sport. almost all of the boys play some type of sport. the farmingdale high school is obssessed with sports. farmingdale over all is just an amazing town, better then all and hotter then all.
wow i wish i lived in farmingdale

d-mn we lost agasint farmingdale again!
the greatest town in america just north of the biggest guido infested area of the world, aka m-ssapequa, home of the f-ggots, who love there b-tt plugs oiled up before penetrattion.

home of the dalers who sh-t on m-ssapequa every year in football and lacrosse.
“yo chiefs lets go get our -sses whooped by farmingdale before we go gel our hair and get into our armani and get rammed up the b-tthole”
a town in long island new york that specializes in whooping m-ssapequas -ss in every way possible. not only is farmingdale better in every way the residents also take pleasure in destroying m-ssapequans -sses in any physical altercation. it is a good thing they are rich because they are forced to make several trips to the hospital each month do to these altercations.
“what happend honey??!!!”
“i got beat up again…”
“what did i tell you about going into farmingdale?”

-typical m-ssapequan family conversation

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