Farouk
noun: synonymous with an extremely hung p-n-s; term used to describe an enormous phallus; often confused with a third leg
i walked into the room and thought a tripod was set up. turns out it was just alex in the nude–never would have thought he had a farouk!
a person who is really awesome, takes care of people, and is extremely kind. 🙂 a farouk is also a big d-ck.
omg, that guy must be a farouk!!
i was in bed with this guy, and he had a farouk!!!!
once seen as the mightiest king in egypt, he is now known as the finest brother in melbourne, australia. known to share a dance or two with cleopatra, king farouk’s dancing skills are one of many that add to his overall talents of wooing beautiful women around the world. his afro radiates the entrancing tune of james brown’s s-x machine, inspiring the ladies to “shake their money maker”.
although not confirmed, it is rumoured that he is extremely well endowed.
“isn’t that farouk?! please hold my drink as i will now commence shaking my money maker.”
“that dance move was so farouk!”
“so don’t just stand there, bust a farouk!”
“oh my g-d! !xobile!”
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