Fart Boner


a condition where a person has to fart so bad they become erect; a condition where a person has such a satisfactory fart they become erect.
“dude, i just sh-t my pants. i think i have a fart b-n-r.”

“oh man, i’m going to sh-t my pants. i’m getting a fart b-n-r.”

the act of farting while you have a b-n-r.
aww man! i have a fartb-n-r

eww it stinks!

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