fart-by


p-ssing gas while navigating thru a crowd in bar/nightclub. derived from drive-by.
“the club was way too busy last night. left early, but did a viscious fart-by on the way out.”
an action by a rude person who walks by another person that is sitting down & knowingly/consciously emits a gaseous odor from his/her -n-s;
as opposed to a drive-by where the -ssailant fires a gun loaded with bullets, the fart-by -ssailant fires his/her -ss full of gas
wtf, was i just a victim of a fart-by?

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