Fart Capture
the art of taking an empty gl-ss jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an -n-s. then when the -n-s it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the -sshole.
man, i need to fart capture. i love to sniff them later.
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