fart-chirps
the farting, chirp-like sounds that are made by parakeets when they talk to one another. may often include clicks or squeaks as well.
frenchie and mr. cheeks always do their little fart-chirps at night; it’s funny to listen to while i’m studying or doing my toenails (if this doesn’t prove once and for all that i’m female, i don’t know what will!). plus it’s more original than the cr-p 50 spews out over the radio.
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