fart cow


an -sshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, dean berry, real american.
dean berry, real american is a fart cow.
a cow whose gastrointestinal eruptions are more frequent than normal.
“he became a fartcow upon consumption of the burrito of doom”

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