Fart Jokes

favorite sport which is enjoyed and performed by americans. it is said by a report that fart jokes are reducing the iqs level of average american.

there is an iso standard given by anonymous:
when you should never fart:
1. inside a crowded lift.
2. inside a public library.
3. on a crowded train.
4. whilst giving a speech.
5. in church.
6. whilst on a date.
7. in a packed lecture theatre.
8. in your office.
9. at a cinema.
10. in a walk-in freezer – it’ll linger a while
11. in a ticket line.
13. on an airplane.
14. during confession
15. in the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. in bed when you’re feeling frisky
17. while fighting fire in a burning building
19. in a patrol car for a minor violation

when to fart:
1. bosses office as you are about to leave. – best to make sure it’s silent but violent.
2. in a bathroom.
3. in the cashiers line – it’s bound to speed things up.
4. the empty elevator before you get off.
5. beside an occupied dressing room – no doubt it’ll quickly become unnocupied.
6. your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. when deep sea diving.
8. back seat of the police mobile after being arrested.
9. in your car if you’ve been carjacked.
10. during a pie eating compet-tion to distract your compet-tors.
example of fart jokes:

jason: ooh, is someone cooking? that smells bomb!

melisa: you’re right, but it’s a stink bomb!
an extremely crude and low-cl-ss type of “comedy”, only appreciated by distasteful individuals, who normally are average high-school jocks, or an extremely stupid person.
jerry: -farts-
mike: ha! ahahahahahah…
jerry: ahahahahahahah…

me: ugh…i hate fart jokes…