Fart Magnet
when you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.
you know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.
“murphy’s law” as related to farts.
i was the only one using the atm, but as soon as i dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.
it wasn’t me.
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