fart mongoose


1. a disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so p-sses off his peers.
2. clr (chlamydia laced r-ct-m aka chuck)
3. a person that will end up sleeping alone if they don’t stop this bullsh-t.
that fart mongoose ripped so much -ss it rattled the bed.

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