Fart Parlour


a reception room, more notable in historical buildings, where one may excuse themselves to emit gas from the -n-s without judgement or scrutiny from peers.
please flip over and fluff the pillows in the fart parlour as they are looking a little flat.

i do not need to use the lavatory so i will relieve my stomach pains in the fart parlour

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