Fart-punch


when a couple has -n-l s-x, the male waits for his wife to fart and simultaneously f-cks her in the -ss, thus punching the fart.
my new girlfriend lets me fart-punch her all the time.
when someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. its like being -ssaulted by death.
i was in the elevator at work and i swear to god jack delivered a fart punch to every one of us in there. i didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.
when you slam your b-tt on a persons face and then fart
man you missed it, mark was on the couch and i just fart punched his face..

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