fart segue
a statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.
person a: “should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?”
person b: “no, i don’t want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. i don’t want to leave my fart sitting in my b-tt either.”
person b: -farts-
person a: “nice fart segue.”
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