fart spoon


after an especially disgusting fart, one might “fart spoon” those around them. this is where you wave your arm and scoop up the smell to throw at those around you. this is a true -sshole move and usually results in the disgust of those around you. it occasionaly results in a brodown
rodney fart spooned us the other night at the party, i just about puked!

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