Fart Star


noun: fart star (fährt-stär)

a large amount of flatulence with a minimum of a 0.05 solar m-ss, that collapses in upon itself and ignites into a ball of stinky plasma.

contrary to popular belief methane which would be incapable of becoming a star on its own is actually a minimal ingredient in a fart. a fart mainly consists of nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and hydrogen which given enough could in fact condense in upon itself and ignite into a star.
according to science it’s theoretically possible for a fart star to come out of your -ss.
the person in a household who farts the most and has the smelliest and loudest farts.
in our family of five, my mom is the fart star.

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