Fart & Sweat
also known as a f&s
a build up of stomach pressure leads to pain and the feeling of needing to p–p. when you arrive in the bathroom, the pain peaks but you realize that there is no p–p to be had. you break out in a cold sweat from the pain and just fart until the pressure subsides. normally one incidence is enough to relieve all pressure, but it has been speculated that several fart & sweats may be neccessary in a severe case.
after a day of not eating any food, we went to a bar to have some drinks around 4:00 p.m. about 2 pitchers in pressure started building accomanied with pain. the distinct feeling of having to p–p washed over me and i rushed off to the bathroom, hoping that said p–p would relieve the pain/pressure. 15-20 highly embar-ssing minutes in a doorless bar bathroom stall later i emerged sweaty and without having p–ped, but feeling much better.
this is the chronicle of the first fart & sweat
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