fart time
when you work 21-35 hours a week. you aren’t full time, but you aren’t part time either. therefore you are fart time.
i work fart time at lowe’s. it sucks.
the number of seconds that p-ss after you release a fart and the next closest person to you smells it.
you can totally reduce your farttime by pulling down your pants first.
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