fart toss


the act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the -n-s closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
i am the best at fart toss, i create the best seal for maximum odor.
the act of catching a fart in your hand (cupping the -n-s closely creating a seal) then tossing it in the direction of another individual preferably in their face.
i am the best at fart toss, i create the best seal for maximum odor.

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