Farte Blanche
the liberty to p-ss gas freely without fear of discovery.
scott: i think we should skip the mexican food for lunch today, it gives me mad gas and we have to go back to work.
tom: come chill with me in the fermentation lab this afternoon. we’re growing anaerobes today and the stench is so ripe you’d have farte blanche.
a light-headedness and pale pallor caused by an adverse reaction to an -n-l olfactory offence (real rip-snorting air-biscuit) exacerbated holding ones breath for too long to avoid the onslaught to said offence.
it was my turn underneath for a 69. i let one go and when i eventually let him out from under the covers he had such a ‘farte blanche’ that i thought he was going to p-ss-out!
unrestricted power to fart at one’s own discretion. permission to fart freely.
she gave her husband farte blanche to stink up the bedroom.
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