Fartender


someone who tends to fart a lot.
when eric eats a can of beans, he becomes fartender man.

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    the act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love. john: ”what are you doing? you better not be fart fanning me.” dave: “just sharing the love dude” john: “omg!, what did you eat”?

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    a huge sh-t that makes you feel as though you’ll be bleeding out through your ringpiece for weeks. dear g-d, that was one h-ll of a rimsplitter.

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    the mark from a fart when it is directly applied to the skin. when i p-ssed out, he gave me a farthickey on my arm!

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