farticle accelerator


when, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.
dude! i heard that! take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)
a object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases
dude..you shouldn’t stand in front of that “farticle accelerator” after you pounded all those burritos at taco bell…that’s just nasty

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