farting jogger
a s-xual position where a woman or man lays across a table or bed and is engaged in -n-l or doggy style s-x. the male stands behind the reciever, enters the -n-s or v-g-n-, and jogs in place for intense stimulation as well as farts for added pleasure.
hey honey, you want to do the farting jogger position? it’s my favorite!
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