fartling


– noun

1. a f-ckless, contemptible, inconsequential little fart of a creature.

2. a worthless human being.
fartling: “hey hey, sign up to pirates vs ninjas already so we can play it together!!!!!!!”
bloke: “f-ck off, go play your sh-t games with other people of your mental age, i have better things to do with my time, like work at my job.”
fartling: “oi you f-cking what mate, wanna fight? 1v1 me, i will wreck you hard”
bloke: “i said, i have better things to do with my time!”
a derogatory term for a small child.
at the welfare office, i saw a single mother followed by her 5 dirty fartlings.

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